Friday, October 30, 2009

Nicole Violet Albright's WHITE FANTASY

Nicole Violet Albright Murrieta, CA AGE: 27 HAIR COLOR: Blonde HEIGHT: 5ft 0in WEIGHT: 97 BREAST: 32D MEASUREMENTS: 32D-24-31 Nicole is the most beautiful bartender we have ever come across. She enjoys going to the beach and soaking up the hot weather. Nicole wants to be a makeup artist. To learn more about this aspiring makeup artist check out her upcoming interview on passionplus. Nicole Violet Albright is a certified FORNICATE model. if you want to meet her the keep following her here.

 

 

 

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Dicas de make

Essa semana, por motivos de trabalho, acabei assistindo a um workshop com profissionais das áreas de moda e beleza para executivas.  As dicas básicas de maquiagem da Vanessa Rozan são para a vida – sim, este é um post mulherzinha. Aí vão algumas:

- Invista em bases e pó de excelente qualidade: se tiver que escolher alguns itens para gastar mais, são esses. É o acabamento da pele, faz toda a diferença.

- Use um primer facial antes de tudo. Ele não substitui seu hidratante facial, ok? Vanessa apelidou de “massa corrida”, pois disfarça as rugas e linhas finas do rosto. Medo, né?

- Não brigue com seu blush. Nada de aplicar freneticamente de um lado para o outro como se fosse uma linha A – B. Aplique delicadamente sobre o osso da maçã do rosto, num tom rosa alaranjado de preferência.Esse local levanta a expressão.

- Não aplique blush na testa, queixo e nariz! A ideia é parecer “corada”, e ninguém ruboriza perto da orelha, por exemplo.

- Dica para comprar blush: belisque delicadamente uma maçã do rosto e veja que cor ela fique. Tente comprar num tom igual ou parecido.

- Aplique o corretivo nas olheiras, não o espalhe. Literalmente. Bata levamente com a ponta do dedo, pois a intenção é manter o corretivo onde você quer.

- Se tiver bolsas nos olhos, um truque: aplique o corretivo na parte funda. Quando o pó for aplicado, disfarçará o “reboco”. (eu ri na hora e agora, que propagana enganosa pode ser a maquiagem, não?)

- Para carregar na bolsa, aposte em lápis cremosos pretos ou marrons. Eles são práticos e não espalham pó. Passe na pálpebra bem rente aos cílios. Não precisa ser preciso, pois será espalhado como uma sombra. Fica idêntico!

- OFF TOPIC: Essa é uma dica minha, que aprendi nos blogs de beleza que acompanho aleatoriamente. Para dar o efeito esfumaçado na sombra (como o acima), use um pincel chanfrado. Você acha em lojas de beleza e os preços variam muito, mas a marca adorada é a MAC.

- Passe o lápis de olho do lado de fora da linha d´água para o olho parecer maior. Do da lado de dentro dá o efeito contrário – mas quem quer diminuir o olho? Não conheço.

- Use um bom curvex e use rímel. Enquanto ele seca, pode esbarrar e sujar na pele. Caso aconteça, não mexa onde manchou e espere secar de vez. Quando isso acontecer, retire com a ponta de um cotonete seco.

- Antes de usar o batom, aplique com a ponta do dedo anelar (o que fica ao lado do dedinho, ajudou?) corretivo nos lábios, salpicando com a ponta, até a boca ficar nude. Em seguida,  com o dedo, aplique o batom da mesma maneira.

- Por último aplique o pó onde não foi passada maquiagem após a base. Use um pincel específico para isso.

- O mais importante é que tudo pareça natural. Ao mudar a cor de um batom, como de um claro para um vermelho, você pode estar mudando a roupa toda.

- É importante retocar a maquiagem no meio ou no fim do dia, ela acaba saindo ao longo das horas.

- Um bom pó é o translúcido, ele é transparente e não vai escurecendo na pele quando é retocado.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Inthecrack Mia Stone soapy ass

Inthecrack Mia Stone plays in bath tub

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Mia sits on the edge of the bath tub and dribbles liquid soap all down her front to run over her breasts and all the way down to her pussy. Multiple times she lathers up her pussy and breasts and rinses it all off before standing up and doing the same thing with her ass. Soapy ass lovers will love this. Mia gets down in the tub lying on her front with her beautiful ass bobbing up and down in the water. We shrink the soapy ass theme down to a very detailed scale as we play target practice with her anus using liquid soap and water.

Wiccan Esbat

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An esbat (pronounced /ˈɛs.bɒt/) is a ritual observance of the full moon within Wicca and other Wiccan-influenced forms of Neopaganism. Some groups extend these celebrations to include the dark moon, or even the first and last quarters. Traditionally, the eight festivals of the Wheel of the Year are times of celebration, while “magical work” is done at the esbats.

The term esbat in this sense is due to Margaret Murray. Murray (1921) claimed that “The Esbat differed from the Sabbat by being primarily for business. … very often the Esbat was for sheer enjoyment only”. Murray used 16th to 17th century French sources on supposed Witches’ Sabbaths in the context of the European witch trials to “reconstruct” a Witch Cult in Western Europe. In 16th century French, the term esbat (Modern French ébat) meant roughly “frolic, romp, disport”.

Wicca (pronounced [ˈwɪkə]) is a neopagan, nature-based religion. It was popularised in 1954 by Gerald Gardner, a retired British civil servant, who at the time called it a “Witch cult” and “Witchcraft”, and its adherents “the Wica”.

Wiccans, as followers of Wicca are now commonly known, typically worship a Goddess (traditionally the Triple Goddess) and a God (traditionally the Horned God), who are sometimes represented as being a part of a greater pantheistic Godhead, and as manifesting themselves as various polytheistic deities. Other characteristics of Wicca include the ritual use of magic, a basic code of morality, and the celebration of eight seasonally based festivals.

There is dispute as to what actually constitutes Wicca. Initially, this spelling may have referred to the lineage of one of Gardner’s rivals, Charles Cardell, although from the 1960s it referred only to lineages stemming from Gardner and operating as initiatory Mystery Priesthoods (such as Gardnerian and Alexandrian Wicca). These are now collectively known in North America as British Traditional Wicca. A third usage, which has grown in popularity in recent years, considers Wicca to include other forms of Goddess-oriented neopagan witchcraft that are similar to but independent of that lineage, including Dianic Wicca and the 1734 Tradition; these are sometimes collectively termed Eclectic Wicca

Wicca is a neopagan religion with distinctive ritual forms, seasonal observances and religious, magical, and ethical precepts. Wiccans practise a form of witchcraft, but not all witches are Wiccans—other forms of witchcraft, folk magic and sorcery exist within many cultures, with widely varying practices.

Most Wiccans call themselves Pagans, though the umbrella term Paganism encompasses many faiths that have nothing to do with Wicca or witchcraft. Wicca is commonly described as a Neopagan faith, though Isaac Bonewits, the influential Neo-druid, has claimed that early Wicca (at a time when it was still called “Witchcraft”) was in fact a Mesopagan path. Since there is no centralised organisation in Wicca, and no single orthodoxy, the beliefs and practices of Wiccans can vary substantially, both among individuals and among traditions. Typically, the main religious principles, ethics, and ritual structures are shared, since they are key elements of traditional teachings and published works on the subject.

As practised by initiates in the lineage of Gerald Gardner, Wicca is a variety of witchcraft founded on religious and magical concepts. As such it is distinguished not only by its beliefs, but by its practice of magic, its ethical philosophy, initiatory system, organisational structure and secrecy. Some of these beliefs and practices have also been adopted by others outside of this lineage, often termed Eclectic Wiccans, who generally discard the institutions of initiation, secrecy and hierarchy, and have more widely varying beliefs. Some Eclectic Wiccans neither perform magic nor identify as witches. Within traditional forms of Wicca there are three degrees of initiation. First degree is required to gain membership of a coven; those who aspire to teach may eventually undergo second and third degree initiations, conferring the title of “High Priest” or “High Priestess” and allowing them to establish new covens. At initiation, some Wiccans adopt a craft name to symbolise their spiritual “rebirth”, to act as a magical alter-ego, or simply to provide anonymity when appearing as a witch in public (see Acceptance of Wiccans below).

Monday, October 26, 2009

Inthecrack Jo Soakin' Ass

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Inthecrack Viva strips out of her lingerie in the bedroom

Inthecrack Viva strips out of her lingerie in the bedroom

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Viva strips out of her lingerie in the bedroom and shows off her pussy and ass on the bed. uses a green vibrator on her pussy, first lying on her back for a short while and then lying on her front with her ass squirming in the air for a long time. She may be working her pussy with the vibrator but it’s her ass that really steals the show.

Why I became a model

Standing in front of Michelangelo’s David was one of the most exhilarating experiences of my life. Allowing my eyes to feast on the perfect proportions and magnificently modeled contours of Michelangelo’s masterpiece was one of the very few times I’ve been genuinely awestruck and emotionally moved by a work of art. Of course I was not alone, and the crowd surrounding the sculpture – from all continents and speaking a wide variety of languages – were overwhelmed by David as well. Japanese men snapped photos from every conceivable angle, Brazilian women gestured emphatically in admiration, and children from all over smiled and pointed.

Part of what moved me about David was the intense scrutiny and admiration of a sculpture that represented an actual living, breathing person. Yes, Michelangelo’s unrivaled artistic ability gave birth to David and his other works, but the model immortalized in marble represents the mental image we conjure when we think of Michelangelo and his sculptures. When we think of David, we think of the man whose likeness is carved in marble, not the artist who sculpted it. When the myriad of people admired the man in the marble, they were viewing a representation of the model. Thus when looking at David, we were conscious of the model who provided inspiration, the actual human being who stood completely nude and exposed before Michelangelo 500 years ago.

It occurred to me later as I drifted to sleep at the hotel that I could be David – or at least the man who inspired David. Michelangelo’s model was simply a man who knew how to hold a good pose. No lengthy training or specialized instruction was required – simply an ability to stand still and the willingness to stand naked before other people. The man who modeled for Michelangelo did not perfect his craft over the course of his entire life the way a musician does, nor did he complete the rigorous training required of physicians. No, this man loved art and was fortunate enough to be Michelangelo’s muse. I loved art and was willing to drop my robe, so why couldn’t I be someone’s muse?

When I returned home I took my first steps toward becoming a muse. I called several local art stores and after several days of phone calls I finally got in touch with the monitors of a handful community drawing groups. I will post more on my first modeling experiences in a future post, but the impetus to make those phone calls and buy the drawing books to come up with good poses came after that trip to Italy and a visit to David’s home in Florence. I loved art before that trip, but after seeing David I wanted to become art. Ten years later, thousands of hours on the platform, and countless drawings on paper, paintings on canvas, and sculpture in clay later, I think in some small way I’ve succeeded…

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Maria Orizawa (Miabi)

Birth date: January 8, 1986 (1986-01-08)
Birth location: Hokkaido, Japan
Measurements: 88(E)-58-86(cm)
35-23-34(inch)
Height: 1.62 m (5 ft 4 in)
Weight: 48 kg (110 lb/7.6 st)
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black
Natural breasts: Yes
Blood Group: A
Orientation: Heterosexual
Ethnicity: Japanese and French-Canadian

Monday, October 19, 2009

Sorry For Partyin'

Back in the “band days” when I would perform in the local music scene with the band I was in, I became a fan of a band by the name of Bowling For Soup. That was probably late 1997 – 1998. Since then these guys have gone on to become a fantastic band and a helluva group of guys to know!

Their latest effort, Sorry For Partyin’ has recently been released (10/13) and is now available on iTunes as well as other music buying resources!

When I first got my hands on this album, I immediately put it into my iPod and went on a drive with a quest to listen to the entire album before coming back home. If you are into catchy tuneage, you have the right album. Every song from begining to end is one of those you just want to roll down the windows and turn “up to 11″. I found myself listening to this album, and nothing else for the following week. Humming every song and listening intently to the lyrics. Comedic, laughable, catchy, full of energy! Some of the words I would use to describe this album.

I’m not gonna spend a lot of time telling you about each and every song but I will say this…. GO OUT AND GET IT NOW!!!

Bowling For Soup is:

• Jaret Reddick – lead vocals, rhythm guitar
• Erik Chandler – bass, vocals
• Chris Burney – lead guitar, vocals
• Gary Wiseman – drums

1. “A Really Cool Dance Song”
2. “No Hablo Ingles”
3. “My Wena”
4. “Only Young”
5. “I Don’t Wish You Were Dead Anymore”
6. “BFFF”
7. “Me With No You”
8. “Hooray for Beer”
9. “America (Wake Up Amy)”
10. “If Only”
11. “I Gotchoo”
12. “Love Goes Boom”
13. “I Can’t Stand L.A.”

The song “BFFF” is one of many great songs on this alsbum. Below are the lyrics:

Bowling For Soup – BFFF – Sorry For Partyin’ (2009)

You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
That when we hang out together
It’s freakin awesome

Playing poker- Friday nights
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar

You’ll tell the world I’m Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I’m trying to say I love you… in a heterosexual way

We fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing

I’ve seen your penis you’ve seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when I shit my pants
You felt my girl’s brand new boobs, you asked to suck em she refused
Oh while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up you told me I (was dead)

You’ll tell the world I’m Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you
(I freakin’ love you, dude)
I’m trying to say I love you… in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na

You’ll tell the world I’m Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I’m trying to say I love you… in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na

And now for the what should be Video of the Year!


And with that… here are the pics:

The Look

Choices

Pulled Hair

Great Site

Courtney Cummz

Double

Teabag Lovin

Framed

Pierced

Neck

Chain

Busted

Cross

Enjoyment

Anal

Pretty in Pink

ATTENTION: Somebody's Teenage Daughter’s Butt

Factoid: The butts to which your attention has been drawn may only be 16 years old, so the accompanying pictures are not meant to be titillating.  Please keep one hand on the keyboard and the other on the mouse.  In this instance, mouse is not a metaphor.

I present somebody’s daughter’s butt here so as to insure you understand what I’m talking about.  The ONLY reason girls wear things with stuff written on the backside is to draw attention to their ass.  As they slip them on, they mean for men to look at their butt and want to get in to their pants.  There is no in between, there is no other reason.

By allowing their little darling to go out in public with a sign plastered across their booty, the future “victims” parents are demonstrating just how irresponsible they truly are.  It’s possible, not probable but possible, they could keep their wanna be slut from becoming a full on hoe if they enforce a little decency.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for girls with nice butts being kind enough to point it out.  Only reason I bring this up is because I had to listen to a coworker drone on about some old guy checking out her daughter at the mall yesterday.  Her “child” had the word “Luscious” on her ass.

            

I just think if you smoke you shouldn’t complain about body odor and if you let your kid go out with a bull’s-eye on her ass; you shouldn’t whine when some random guy takes a gander.

Of course along the same line, responsible parents wouldn’t let their little darling walk out the door with their tits hanging out either.  Below is a classic example of what I’m talking about . . . .

Fun Challenge Of The Day:
(be sure to post comment about your experience) Work the phrase "you can’t motor boat a personality” into conversation.

Friday, October 16, 2009

You will be whipped

Inspectioning the ongoing works in My future dungeon,
I came across this little BDSM-stillife:

at first sight there is nothing but rubbish piled on a nude mattress,

but: looking closer I saw that it was My future “little bits and pieces” cabinet, (read: place to stack little clamps, needles, smaller dildos, cbt-toys etc)

which I want sprayed in a shiny black finish and silver detailing.

And paying more attention, one can see the little screws and nails that came out of the original work are neatly packed together.

But My smile of contentedness changed
into laughter when I found the little note that was taped on top of the back-board:

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For all of you who have difficulties reading the small letters:

Yes, it says: “you will be whipped”

And NO, this wasn’t written by me.
I guess this is what happens when boys are working for a Domina,
they learn by hard punishment.

But I never expected them to incorporate it themselves, though!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Cindy Crawford Nude....(Kinda)

This pic should really get the view totals revved up! Yes, that is 40-something Cindy Crawford trying on a little shaving cream, or soap suds, or DROOL…. for size……… Surely that will garner some views…….

Not much new here today. I would give you a play-by-play description of the dishes I washed and details of me cleaning the living room……but you would be better served to wait and buy the Blu-Ray DVD when it comes out.

Tomorrow is the day I do my wife’s laundry so I have to be sure to set my alarm clock because I sure don’t want to be late for that excitement….

Being a Disabled Househusband is just about as much fun as a person should legally be allowed to have…..

I need to get my 4yr old nephew to change my ring tone on my cell phone. I have no clue how to do it myself and I am getting tired of “FUNKYTOWN” blasting out loud at the worst possible moments. Sitting in a stall in a deathly quiet restroom with “Won’t you take me to….FUNKEEEEEEEE-TOOOOOWWNNNNN!!!” blasting as you fumble around in your wadded up pants is pretty embarrassing.

While volunteering at DFW Airport yesterday I met a passenger from my Home State of Oregon that was not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed….

Oregon Man (OM) – “Do you know if there is a time difference between Texas and Oregon?

ME – “Yes Sir, we are two hours ahead of Oregon…”

OM – “Whoa…..”

ME – “I am from Eugene myself….”

OM – “And you volunteer here?”

ME – “Yes”

OM – “And you live in Eugene?”

(Man has puzzled look on face trying to comprehend the driving time involved with living in Eugene, Oregon and driving to the DFW Airport to Volunteer….)

ME – “No, I live here…..have so for the last 20 years….”

OM – “Whoa…”

You gotta understand the typical Oregon resident. The chances of his brain cells being literally baked and fried on a large amount of illegal homegrown substances…..was EXTREMELY high…..

The kid brought home another booklet full of crap that his school is selling to raise money. The poor parents and relatives of the kid never have a chance….we HAVE to buy whatever the kid is selling. I ask him…”What are you selling now?” He grins…..”Greasy pork sandwiches rolled in an ashtray to be eaten in front of a warm fan”

I grimace….”We’ll take 10 please…..”

Friday, October 9, 2009

Levi Johnston Posing for Playgirl

Not that this guy is of celebrity status, but it seems rare to see a headline about a man posing for playgirl when I frequently come across headlines about the latest women to pose nude.  I have heard about many men being asked to pose nude and declining though.  It was in the news today that Levi Johnston is posing nude for Playgirl.  What don’t more celebrity men pose nude?  Whether your gay, straight, man or women, what do you think?  Is it because there’s less money in it?  Are they insecure about their body or penis size?  Are they afraid they’ll be called gay or made fun of?  Or is it because they don’t see the benefit outweighing the vulnerability and other consequences?  Those are the possible reasons I came up with.  I tend to think it’s all of the above.  What do you think?  Share your comments.  If you hope for more sexual equality in this respect, or are just interested in further discussion of the issue, go to www.mankinirevolution.com

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

miko wars

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Rewarded

From the safety of the path
Orianna’s feet did stray
to walk upon unstable ground
right into the maw
of a bottomless pit of mud
the hapless goddess stumbled
with a gasp and a scream of terror
up to her waist the lovely goddess
within an instant did she sink
but as the bottoms of her breasts
so ripe, firm and luscious
began to press down onto the mud
just in the nick of time
my hand reached down and saved her
from the fate of a muddy death
so to her bed of sweet forbidden love
the lovely goddess so curvaceous
transported me later that same night
in order to thank me properly
where beneath the sheets all night long
we wrestled with each other
again and again within her womb
my seed did I plant within her fertile soil
drank my fill of the milk of her love
squirting from the cherries of her nipples