Wednesday, February 24, 2010

[insert clever title regarding how sex is everywhere here]

I like thigh-high stockings. A lot. So in a moment of complete and utter boredom, I found myself staring at the blue and black pair draped over the edge of my bed and thought to myself how fun it would be to look up pictures of stockings on google.

So I went to google, clicked the images button,  and typed “stockings” into the search bar. I didn’t, however, get pictures of stockings. Although every picture did feature a girl wearing some, that was all she would be wearing. on the very first result page, it was nothing but pictures of ass and legs, covered in transparent hose and fish nets, of course. The worst of it was nearer the bottom of the page. The picture featured a nude transexual in a rather unappealing position, boy parts dangling and breasts sticking out to the side, with a toy in a certain hole that things are only supposed to come out of. She was wearing fishnet thigh-highs though, so it’s okay.

Ooh, Girl, WHERE did you get those stockings?!

Another: a collection of pictures combined into one of a rather busty red-headed woman with her breasts pulled out of the top of her shirt, some sort of clamp attached to her nipples. A couple pictures in this frame showed nothing save for her… erm, reproductive area. It’s perfectly relevant to the search though, because she was wearing stockings.

I LOVE your nets! OMG!

By now, you’ve probably noticed that I’m not posting those particular pictures to accompany this article. That would be because I don’t want to scare away anyone who would rather not look at things like that. Besides, if you really want to see them, just google image search “stockings” and stay on the first page of results. It’s where these all came from.

Onto my point: sex and nudity are everywhere today. Just fifteen years ago, things like this were highly frowned upon. The idea that you can’t even watch commercials on television today, or even read newspaper articles without constantly having sex or sexual innuendos shoved into your face should be of a little more concern to people. If I had a child, there’s no way I would let them have unsupervised access to the internet until they were middle school age.

Mommy! Look what I found!

Even children’s movies are filled with sexual implications. Dreamworks’ The Road To El Dorado, for instance, has a scene where one of our adventurers, Tulio, falls for one of the natives of El Dorado. They are on the floor, off-screen, and hear the high priest coming. She jumps up because Tulio cannot be seen with her (it does not look like her head is rising from his face) and he slowly sits up, with horrible sex hair. She kicks him away and he greets the priest, somehow managing to be inconspicuous.

"The high priest!"/ "Ooh, that was so good baby..."

Try the google image search for yourself. Type a random word in and see how many nude/sexually implicative pictures you come across before page ten. You may be surprised.

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